to be clear, I never said mine was a bright idea Read more

ugg, sorry. fixed! Read more

My Pao has it on the right. Read more

yes! those are parking lights! https://jalopnik.com/youre-using-your-parking-lights-wrong-1822884831 Read more

Haven’t accomplished a damn thing in our lives? I once did that thing where you put a pile of coins on your elbow and swing your hand down to catch them, and I’m pretty sure I got, like, 75% of those coins. A lot clattered under the couch, but still. Checkmate.  Read more

This is tough. I suppose the most middlest of the middle gets two armrests, and I suppose the two flanking middles just get their outer armrests, and, in an ideal society, a free alcoholic drink. Read more

also, I’m not whining. I’m kvetching.  Read more

You’re right, the rant does fall apart if you change one of the words in the quote to another word. Read more

That looks like a well-sorted little car! Read more

Yeah, you’re right. Visually, it feels like thirds, somehow. Read more

I added a (sic) just for you. Read more

Honestly, I missed that entirely! I’ll apologize to Rob directly. Read more

because the thrust calculations are for the rockets working in conjunction with the wheel-driven electric motors. Read more

I just want to say thank you thank you so much to my fantastic collegues, current and otherwise, and all of you readers because it’s an absolute, improbable fucking GIFT that there’s people who read some of the ridiculous things I write, and I never stop appreciating that. Read more

I think it was this! and thanks! https://jalopnik.com/an-imaginary-car-from-an-imaginary-country-1977-spiro-1843350154 Read more

I did get. I’m gonna burn it like a draft card. Read more

I said “maybe.” Read more

This is fucking FANTASTIC. Read more

Aw, you remembered! Read more

Wow, look at that! Thanks! Read more