there, you’re free! Read more

“Beginner’s All-Purpose Symbolic Instruction Code.” And I didn’t Google that. Read more

No, no you don’t. If someone is making you, tap three times on your monitor and I’ll send help. Read more

https://jalopnik.com/headlights-are-too-damn-expensive-but-i-have-a-solution-1794231519 Read more

so I just pick up the Pulitzer or it’ll be delivered or Read more

That’s different, she’s just keeping the gas farm-fresh Read more

Yes, you’re correct. Read more

yes, because there’s very hungry dogs in the back seat. Read more

I want you to know it came up and I said this:

ha ha ha yes, yes, you’re completely right jezzis what the fuck is wrong with me today  Read more

No, man, I just said April Fools’ was tomorrow instead of the day after. I mis-did the knuckle-month thing. Read more

*It’s Read more

Ha ha! Gotcha! Also, shit, sorry, I fixed it. Read more

It’s water-cooled, yes, I made a mistake. But not a Goliath! Read more

No, man, this isn’t a piece shitting on the Richest Man In The World, this is a piece shitting upon some really awful UX decisions. Sad is not being able to deal with actual valid critiques of technology without feeling like it’s an attack on Elon Musk, who I suspect will weather this onslaught just fine. Read more

“The only advantage I can see is perhaps this is cheaper to produce—it’s all in software, and there’s no physical controls for shifting, so that might save some pennies.” Read more

they could do that, sure, or design a usable fucking shifter Read more

Oh damn I didn’t imagine that until now holy crap Read more

Then buy more ham! (send me a check, Big Ham) Read more

Wow. Read more