jasontorch
Jason Torchinsky
jasontorch
Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus, 2020 Changli EV • Not-so-running: 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!: https://rb.gy/udnqhh)

In all cases cited, the car was bought with the understanding it had the features currently on and available on the car. Removal came post-purchase. Read more

Sirius is explicitly sold as a subscription, so that’s clear and understood. Read more

Oh, I fucked with HyperCard! I wish there was a modern version. I mean, there sort of is/are, but still. Read more

No joke, back when I was in high school, I wrote a report about the USS Monitor vs CSS Virginia (ex-Merrimac) battle of the ironclads and called it Ferrous Duelers Face Off. Read more

Jalopnik is a site about cars and the people that love them. The fucking President of the United States addresses a tweet to people who “like automobiles.” Those are cars. The tweet, again from the President, states things that cannot be proven as true regarding cars and car ownership by Americans. It’s hard to see Read more

There’s equal real evidence for either interpretation. If pressed, I’d say both are total horseshit. Read more

I guess all you have to do is surgically change your thumbprint to a screaming chicken. Read more