I’m sorry about that. Any particular distraction reading subjects you’d like to see? Read more

I hope everything’s okay with her! I’m sending her some hopeful thoughts.  Read more

Where in Germany? Read more

Aw, you’re a peach. Read more

Hot damn! I knew some of you loons would know this! Read more

Double-entry, emm effers! Read more

This is kind of true. Read more

Yeah, I’m okay with that, too Read more

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It was bent right behind the cross brace, yes! Read more

Go ahead and consider yourself my friend. Read more

It’s fireproof Read more

We’re actually now the Lollipop Manufacturers and Ironworkers and Longshoreman Local 455 Read more

They have a center armrest! Read more

Thanks for noticing! Read more

Don’t pin that on me, that was in the original (and fascinating) twitter thread. Read more

I’ve never found the dick pics hateful, as such Read more

For what it’s worth, I’m old as fuck Read more

That’s actually a program for the Apple II I wrote when I was like 15 or so I still have. It loads a bunch of static full-screen images into memory and flips between them at random or via keyboard control. Read more

It’s called drool Read more