Are you hitting on me? Read more

Let’s compromise. They’re AM. Read more

Maybe this is a reflection on me, but I was being genuine. I’m not trolling! I honestly think that Silver Shadow would be great for this guy. Is it really that crazy? Read more

Or, if he is, he has a really fantastic agent. Read more

to be fair, he was hot as hell and pretty worn out. Read more

that’s a good point. Read more

It’s not a pajama shirt! It has 2CVs on it! Also, he refuses to wear short sleeves. I have no idea why.  Read more

Did you just take a blow to the head? Are you okay, buddy? Read more

I need to get to a doctor right away. Read more

Yeah, I’m down! Read more

Also, there’s always the option of fitting two (or more?) old EV batteries for more capacity? Read more

Yes, I know, but Nash was an American company, and it was a captive import for Nash. That’s close enough. Read more

That’s not true; I’ve already put in a request with our Chronographic Restitution Department, and they’ve agreed to credit your account seven extra minutes. You’re welcome. Read more

I knew you’d know what they were. Read more

Aw, crap, really? Shit, no I had no idea. I mean, it’s not really a radical idea. Oh well. Still, I stand behind it. It’d be fun to watch. Read more

Yes! Made it above 80! Read more

Well, I guess I owe this eel’s cloaca an apology. Read more

Not great. Read more

(hides experimental rig) Read more

Are you...mad about this? I’m genuinely curious now. You won’t read it, but you’ll comment on it to tell me to fuck an eel? Are you offended? If so, damn, that’s amazing.  Read more