I just like hills is all. Read more

awww, you! Read more

And that would have happened almost immediately, but very likely he’d have veered onto the shoulder, been honked at, rubbed a guard rail, or something to wake his ass up. I’ve been dumb and driven while tired but rumble strips or the terror of my eyes shutting has always jolted me awake and convinced me to pull over.  Read more

He would have had to have done something to the car to defeat the steering-wheel torque sensors. This doesn’t happen by accident, by design. Read more

N0-- I got it from Gary Duncan! https://jalopnik.com/have-your-mind-blown-by-the-most-amazing-secret-car-col-1792485778 Read more

I have 52 hp. I’m never really concerned about speed. Read more

Oh wait--shit, I think you’re right--there are two smaller bulbs there! I’ll try swapping those, too! Read more

Only 2 are for dash illumination; the others are all warning lamps. Read more

It’s not a big enough deal to nix the whole car, come on! Unless this is like your key criteria in a car. If that’s so, okay. Read more

I fixed, but I like the mistake better. Read more

I GET IT Read more

Carl Sagan/Fry from Futurama are my go-to fashion templates. Read more

Full disclosure, that was a joke email. Read more

I stop for anyone in old cars. So BEWARE. Read more

It was not latched on that side. I saw it happen. Read more

Yes, I electro-modified it with a computator. Read more

This is a good question. I’d imagine the lifespan of one of these is measured in decades, right? Read more

I agree; I think there’s a place for the use of the word honest in this context. It works. Read more

You’ll never stop me from anthropomorphizing cars, or, really, almost anything. Also, you’re close to getting disinvited to my desk lamp’s Bar Mitzvah. Read more

What a nice thing to say! Read more