jasontorch
Jason Torchinsky
jasontorch
Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus, 2020 Changli EV • Not-so-running: 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!: https://rb.gy/udnqhh)

I mentioned those! I’m talking about more modern flashing-light style, but popping up like pop-up headlights. Of course I know about sempahores! Jeeeeeez. Read more

I know what you mean. That’s interesting! Let me look into it! Read more

I WISH I had one! I’ve asked Patrick for one when my Apple //e conks out. Read more

I can confirm kid seats fit in there. I was afraid he might think this was too “exotic,” though. Read more

This makes me very happy. I’m just glad your feeling better! In whatever goofy way this is, I’m here for you, pal. Read more

Ferrari can fucking pay me. Also, IDGAF about Ferraris. I’ll at least take a call from Daihatsu. Read more

If I’m honest, I only want a Porsche with big round headlights, personally. Read more

This pants-peeing is pretty much a default behavior for any of us. Read more

Nope. I had no idea at all. I honestly was just wandering around looking for cars. I try to do that every new place I visit. I don’t lie about shit like this, and I never will. Read more