That one was actually real. They make those. Read more

Yep, he’s a boxer/pit! Read more

I’m all for badge confusion. Keeps things exciting. Read more

I’m delighted you noticed! Read more

Also, just click the link in there to his FB post to see the pics I was working with. They’re pretty much full size in the images, but see what you can do. Read more

I’m imagining you punching a wall after you said that. Read more

That was one rumor. I’m not sure any of us outside BMW know for sure what’s up. Read more

(that McBain meme goes here.) Read more

Thanks! I’ll update it! Read more

He’s six, turning seven later in the year. Close, though! Read more

Not exclusively, but I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t in the mix there somewhere. Read more

There’s something so wonderfully perverse about this that I love it. Read more

In this home, the Multipla—both the 600-based old one and the newer, crazy-looking one—get respect. He knows about those. Please do not call CPS on me. Read more

That’s not really wrong. Read more

Oh yeah, that’s right. I knew that. Otto called it a crown and it stuck. I’ll make it clear. Read more

What’s that book about? Read more

I think this could work, as long as the wight was able to sense the living enough to actuate the run/attack reflex. I’m not saying it won’t take a bit of research, but I think you’re on the right track. Read more

Also, if there’s some part of having a re-animated corpse power your washing machine that’s stupid, I’d love to hear it. Read more

See, this is why nobody wants to hang out with you anymore. Read more

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