That’s great. Read more

I love playing with that thing. Read more

Yes, it is! Read more

I just always want one is all. Read more

It’s a sex thing. Patrick edited out a bunch of stuff about that from the original draft of this, probably for the better. Read more

Well, hold on. Citroën’s logo is actually based on a kind of gear called a herringbone gear, which is like a pair of mirror-imaged helical gears joined together. It’s not exactly the same thing. Read more

I should mention that if you like the idea of playing marry/fuck/kill with cars, the Team Clearcoat podcast guys do it all the time. http://files.teamclearcoat.com/podcasts/33-We%20Manage%20To%20Not%20Screw%20Up%20An%20Interview%20With%20Jason%20Torchinsky.mp3 Read more

I’ve never been very good at ‘neat.’ Read more

Who knows? Maybe there’s a future with Jalopnik on TV? Read more

I’m sorry about that; I’d always encountered it in a gender-neutral context, as in I’ve known women as well as men (and, now that I think about it, trans people, too) who’ve played it with any gender. I think I even remember a 30 Rock episode where Liz Lemon was playing it. I honestly have never realized that it would… Read more

He laughed! He was a good sport. Read more

It was really windy. Read more

I said I was a big fan of his from back when he was on ‘Perfect Strangers.’ Read more

I would love to have that truck. Read more

I’ve been begging PG for years to give me a forum for my repelling skills. Read more

I’m certain our autonomous future will include plenty of fucking. Read more

Oh yes. I was fevery the whole time. Read more

You’ll see! Read more

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I suppose it’s possible, but I doubt it. My guess is a Ford of Germany designer ended up at VW? Or coincidence. Read more