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Rob Emslie
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Rob Emslie is a contributing writer for Jalopnik. He has too many cars, and not enough time to work on them all.

Not really for me, but it appears well-sorted and would figure to have plenty of life left in it. This one is on the simpler end without the Quattro (blessing and curse there, but ultimately I think a good thing for a car of this age). Cost of ownership should be within the reasonable range as compared to the average Read more

This design hasn’t aged well. If I’m to be seen in it, at least give me all the stuff that makes it fun. ND. Read more

NPND is what keeps me coming back to Jalopnik and why I didn’t abandon ship for the Shitbox Showdown on that other site. Keep up the good work Rob. Read more

As everyone else has said (or at least should say), thank you, Mr. Emslie, for the work you put into this. And thank you, in years past, for selecting two of my submissions over the years (a few years ago, I offered a quasi-Charlie’s Angels Mustang II and a three-on-the-tree Mercury Comet, both of which went ND). Read more

Thanks for compiling the stats, Rob! Read more

Thanks to you, Rob, for your creative, fun writing. Looking forward to 2024 & the whips you bring out way. Gracias. Read more

Thank you sir for all your work and creative writing skills in these daily posts.  You are appreciated.  My morning coffee routine is not complete without the NP/ND and a BM, but maybe that was better left unsaid.  Read more

I don’t come round these parts as often as before, but I do appreciate the effort you take to do this almost every day. It’s often very entertaining to read. Read more

I remember going to Wrigley Field as a kid and hanging around the players’ parking lot trying to get autographs after the game. Mark Grace had a red Lumina Z34 and I thought it was the coolest car in the world. NP just for my own nostalgia purposes. Read more

Not my type, but it does appear to be well done. Given the state of the truck market, it is probably an NP at $35K. CP at $41. Read more

I learned to drive stick in a Blue 1991 Plymoth Laser RS which was handed down through 3 generations of my family. Fun little cars and to me they look grate even today. Read more

I love how deep those rear buckets are. I recall when all coupes had rear seats like that. Read more

It needs about $5000 in sound system/GPS. After that… well, I’m Old.  Read more

New clutch at 87K?  With those mods I’d almost think that the owner would be more indicative of “would I touch this ?” than the actual vehicle.  A kid couldn’t normally afford this so I’d see if the owner majored in douche and made some money at it. Read more