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Andrew Fails
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Fails is a freelance photographer who sometimes pretends to be literate. You can see his portfolio at www.failsphotography.com. He is talking in third person because it makes him feel mysterious.

I miss the good ole days when there was a lot more content and it pertained more particularly with cars and trucks” Read more

The box truck’s cargo area could be modified to be a Faraday cage (would need a lid), eliminating the need for impromptu hacking until one got to a dense concrete structure or underwater base to unload everything without worrying about being tracked or needing a a hacker. Read more

Jason, welcome to multiple watch lists. Let’s be honest, you were already on several - you just moved up in the ranks on those and added a couple new ones to the mix. Read more

I would watch the SHIT out of a F&F movie with this plot. As in, opening weekend in the theatre. And then it all ends with our heroes mysteriously building a housing project in the middle of Mexico’s poorest areas, and Vin Diesel looks over what they’ve built and says “Brian would be proud. Something something FAMILY.” Read more

Jason...Ima be honest here buddy, you put a lot of thought into this and published it on the internet. Setup some kind of insurance/signal if you go missing. Read more

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You can see his hands shaking. Well done to control the obvious fear and keep the panic down.
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It’s a troubling sign that my mental response to this was “I don’t think that guy’s very familiar with buttplugs.” Read more

If you can walk away from a landing, it’s a good landing. If you use the airplane the next day, it’s an outstanding landing.” Read more

I have a ‘91 Yugo like yours, and my shifter knob looks nothing like that. In fact, I’ve never seen any Yugo shift knob look like that. So I’m wondering where yours came from? Read more

I assume Eastern Europeans/Russians on Twitter have an alert any time someone mentions a Yugo or Trabant.
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They anticipated the car moving forward, and when the car moved backward it basically pushed their foot further into the accelerator. They then likely panicked.  Read more

Anyone miss the good old days before the internet and social media when teenagers did stupid stuff like this and only a few people ever knew? Read more