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Andrew Fails
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Fails is a freelance photographer who sometimes pretends to be literate. You can see his portfolio at www.failsphotography.com. He is talking in third person because it makes him feel mysterious.
Apr 16
23

This was the perfect article for the tail end of the week. It is a beacon of light guiding me into the weekend. Thank you for being the Torch that helps to light the way. 

Apr 16
1

My R55 was at 127k when I got rid of it. VANOS gonna VANOS, some gremlin in my turbo plumbing somewhere that replacing every component didn’t fix, oil seeping up a sensor line on its way to fry the ECU, and yeah...oil consumption that makes any of my Subarus look positively conservative by comparison... Read more

Apr 16
2

Mine is at 120K at the moment, I feel like I’m buy the oil company one bottle at a time!

Apr 15
1

I can’t decide. It’s neat, but I think it would be way more practical as a SUV (covered storage & fold forward seats). If it wasn’t a truck it wouldn’t be as neat, so I’m not really sure about how I feel.

Apr 15
58

You can lead a David to Toyota, but you can’t make him drink (the easily serviceable fluids).

Apr 15
11

Front end was already bashed in before the arm hit the windshield. Car possibly stolen, driver high, or both.

Apr 15
76

My Viper has extra wiring from the factory in the rearview mirror specifically designed to connect a radar detector. Read more

Apr 14
5

Sooo... can you just get David to pop it in the bed of the FC and drive or tow it home? That way, he’ll have a life-boat if the FC disintegrates around him!