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Andrew Fails
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Fails is a freelance photographer who sometimes pretends to be literate. You can see his portfolio at www.failsphotography.com. He is talking in third person because it makes him feel mysterious.

I’m digging this new OK Go video. I’ll have to watch it later with the sound turned up. Read more

Are we not all drunk Russians on this crazy luggage carousel of life, helpless and left to our fate? Read more

At least he got his bag? Or a bag, it may not be his, who knows. But it will be a small comfort on his new journey. Read more

The cherry on top of the “Well, I guess I’m fucked here...” is that he looses a shoe. That’s for sure the moment when you officially give up. Read more

I mean, L & R fork (assemblie)s, upper and lower triple trees will all have different part numbers and will not be available as an assembly. So there’s that.
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Wait, if these are half-assed, but the modification gives them more ass than usual, does that mean that done correctly they’d have triple ass? Instead of donks, would they be badonkadonks? Read more

That line made this whole article tbh. Read more

It’s called being single and having no roots (Army brat). My family lives all over the place. My parents are in Germany, a brother is in Hong Kong, another is in Texas, another is in Virginia, another is in Boston (sometimes), another is in Arkansas/Oklahoma.

My house in Troy, Michigan is just a home base where I store Read more

Well then he couldn’t have written this.  Read more

It’s not like Germany, where wide open fields run out in short order. No, in Austria and Hungary, you can drive hundreds of miles and see very little other than fuel stops and gigantic plains that fall out of sight below the curvature of the earth.” Read more

Very interesting as the Z is by far the most boring to me and that grill even updated should have never seen the light of day. I prefer swoop lines with interesting touches. Read more

The Z will be significantly heavier and more expensive. Not really a reasonable comparison. However, even if I had a comfortable amount of cash to throw at either of these, I’d choose the 86. High-revs from a responsive NA engine in a lighter car is a rarity, especially for under $30k. Read more

The “gritting teeth” grill is polarizing, and I can’t say I find it attractive compared to the 2022 GR86 or Veloster N’s face. The back looks very nice though and the oval tail lamps are a unique touch. Read more

Just here to remind everyone that all Nissan has done is a relative hefty mid-cycle refresh on all of its cars, which continue to use ancient platforms. Read more

I don’t get this, my last 15 cars had this. Read more

I’m sorry, but that grill makes it look as though it has an overbite (would post a photo to illustrate my point but I don’t want to traumatize anyone with what google images spat out). Read more

Meh. Lots of fussy details, odd intersections, and boring proportions. That front end is still an ugly mess. Give me a 1990 300ZX instead please. Blue interior is cool I guess.
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