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Andrew Fails
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Fails is a freelance photographer who sometimes pretends to be literate. You can see his portfolio at www.failsphotography.com. He is talking in third person because it makes him feel mysterious.

Mercedes - as slideshows go (faint praise, I know), this was a great article. You didn’t just post some pictures, you started off with almost a short article of its own, and each slide had enough to make it worth reading. Thank you for making some lemonade for us out of the herb-dictated lemons. Read more

Forgive the early 00s bad cellphone camera pic, but how about a bright yellow Ferrari with JODIRT plates?

Relevant, but not wholly necessary, and since none of the underlying stories indicate the model, it would just be guesswork on her part. Read more

The video is the property the person who captured it. It’s called IP theft. And again, dude can just click on the damn link.
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Because the “pointless embed” IS a link to the video, you fucking nimrod. And it would still take you off-page. You realize it opens in a new tab, which you can then close, correct? Read more

If you watch closely, she actually clips the lowest powerline. Good thing she wasn’t driving a Camry, which obviously would have been grounded.
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How are they gonna fix YouTube's settings? Read more

lol i am dying - laughing - thinking of how cool i thought i was - gonna fix my own horn - i am a real tuner now! Read more

As someone who once spent twenty minutes trying to figure out how to get unfasten a bolt that turned out to just be decorative on a shelf, I’m laughing with you. Unless you’re not laughing. Then I guess that I’m laughing at you. Read more

But that’s the real core of the problem: WHY do we associate hidden fasteners with quality? It in no way is evidence of quality, and showing actually high-quality fasteners would say so much more. Why can’t we break this silly belief? Read more

Fair enough, but let’s hear your side! What would be so bad about exposed screw heads on your grab handles or visor mounts? Read more

Jason, there’s no need to go nuts over this. I know we’d all be screwed without the various types of fasteners in our cars, but this was hardly a riveting post. (Although, I will say that photo of the Spyker shows they really know how to nail an interior.) I realize you’re probably just trying to hit your quota so you Read more

I think about the only difference is that on a motorcycle, he would have been wearing a helmet.
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(it’s all one big lump of reïnforced concrete)