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Andrew Fails
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Fails is a freelance photographer who sometimes pretends to be literate. You can see his portfolio at www.failsphotography.com. He is talking in third person because it makes him feel mysterious.

Hey, where’d you find the leaked photos of the 2025 Silverado? Read more

No, Elon, the CyberTruck looks like it was designed by an early-’80s SFX artist’s idea of what a truck designed by aliens from the future would look like. There is a difference. Read more

If He did, I’m sure it was preceded by an eye roll and an “ugh, fiiiine”. Read more

There is a meth brand called “life”, now? Read more

Terry Crews was unquestionably the best part of that movie. Then again, Terry Crews tends to be the best part of anything he’s in. Read more

Sir Richard is just doing the noble thing and leading the green iniative. We should all be biking to work with our two SUV chase vehicles, camera crew, and entourage. I wonder how many takes it took to get this totally believable live footage. Read more

I mean, it can’t even have actually been Branson on the bike, since there was no naked supermodel on his back or anything. Read more

The assignment of teeth to the grille of the Sprite is frankly horrifying and hilarious in equal measure. Read more

I tried my own car, and I guess I’m not sleeping tonight

Used bikes being cheaper than new bikes isn’t the insight you think it is. Also, doesn’t help if you don’t want a sport bike.  Read more

So, self-proclaimed non-motorcycle guy has super strong opinion about a vehicle he's never owned which happens to follow along the lines of stereotypes and now we should all care? Read more

did you skip over the entire article that talks about this bike being 60 lbs lighter then the outgoing sportster with literally twice the hp lol. Don’t be such an ass. Read more