Dam I was hoping for a black series, but I’ll offer 5K for it. Read more

it’s like when the banjo player for Mumford & Sons left the band so he could keep posting.
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Shit I’d create a twitter account just so I could delete it for Disney money Read more

She coulda had the Disney corporation delivering dump trucks of cash to her house on a routine basis, but she wanted to be mad online, instead. I would delete my Twitter account for Disney money. I would delete my Twitter account for Lifetime television money. I would delete my Twitter account for $20 actually. Read more

When I read that, “anti-zealots”, I instantly recognized it as a good phrase.
It adequately describes Remi, without being derogatory. It’s probably even a good middle ground word to describe people that are not necessarily religious but can understand and respect anyone’s decision to practice any particular religion… Read more

First: Fuck Miscavige, Cruise and their cult of psychopaths. Read more

“The problem is how to pay [the employees] enough to afford children, a car and a house in the suburbs.” Read more

The no laugh/silence policy sounds like the Robuchon rule, he was the one who made the policy of quiet kitchens (including minimal noise from cooking). It’s a lame rule since you’re taking an art form and telling the artist to be visually disconnected.   Read more

Here you go!

Republicans refuse to support breastfeeding mothers.  The ads write themselves, hopefully.  Democrats have a tough Senate map in 2024, I hope they assigned someone to keep a running list of all the horrible shit they can credibly claim Republicans stand for! Read more

OH MY GOD wowwwwww the annoying moron with anger issues who has made a hobby out of being extremely racist/sexist/homophobic/denying climate change said another stupid thing. I swear it’s like everyone forgets what a massive piece of absolute shit he is every two years and before being suddenly reminded why. Please… Read more

Musk layered a significant amount of high-interest debt on Twitter’s balance sheet as part of his buyout. The company’s debt load swelled to about $13 billion — up from $1.7 billion pre-deal — and it’s now facing annual interest payments approaching $1.2 billion. Its borrowing could get even more expensive because… Read more

Hey Jalopnik! More articles like this. Read more

Don’t forget that: Read more

Republicans care not how stupid the candidate is as long as they vote for the things they want done, regardless of the persons background and history. I heard some Georgian Republican Party person on the radio yesterday and was asked how he could voter for him after it has come out about paid abortions by multiple… Read more

The fact that Walker can display such unfathomable stupidity, but still have a relatively good chance of winning, is absolutely stunning to me. Georgia Republicans need to dispense with this pretext that absolutely anything matters to them beyond party affiliation. Read more

The fact that this race was even remotely close, much less one that requires a run-off, is deeply unsettling on multiple levels.  Read more

Which makes the campaign strategy even more confusing, as it’s exceedingly unlikely Walker could articulate a difference between Selective Service and the NFL. Read more

This is right up there with “there are no pronouns in the Constitution!!!” As if the Constitution didn’t start - I mean the very first word - with a goddamn pronoun. Read more

Prior to this, he thought a pronoun was a noun that got drafted. Read more