That Dom isn’t even chilled. Who would want this?

No trade. Just straight up let them have him. I’ll suffer a season of AJ McCarron (ala Ryan Fitzgerald) if it means we get a newer, brighter tomorrow free of Andy Dalton under throwing receivers on long routes and over throwing them on everything else. Read more

Bentayga sounds like the name of the newest prescription drug for high cholesterol. Read more

You can say what you want about Ferrari, about Vettel, and about the fans. The crowd went ape shit when Felipe Massa stepped out, and was that much more epic when he was interviewed and the crowd went bonkers. That says a lot about why tracks like Monza, especially Monza, should be left on the circuit. Read more

Yeah I do think that message has finally hit home with the low TV viewership... I hope. Bernie has done fine job at making F1 truly a global sport, but you need to have these touchstones like Monza, Silverstone, Interlagos, Monaco, Spa, German GP there. Read more

You know, a weird thought just occurred to me: maybe, and hear me out on this one, but maybe they take high school football too seriously in Texas. Read more

Clear eyes, full hearts, fuck that guy, right?! Read more

The first time I went to Lambeau with my dad, we had seats at the end of the aisle. But because every Green Bay fan in our row was so Goddamn fat, and because they still have fucking bleachers, one of us had to sit in the aisle the whole game. That is not an exaggeration. Read more

Every team and every fanbase makes it easy. The reason it’s easy is that the NFL is basically an organization run by cartoon villains, owned by kleptocrats, played by murderous wife-beaters and worshipped by the worst collective stereotype of American Idiocracy. Read more

I submit before the jury, Pig N Ford races,

Model t and pig racing. That lead image tho fantastic. Auto polo might be it.

Belt Sander racing...Sometimes they have people ride them, sometimes they do it Pinewood Derby style.

Skid Racing. Take a shitbox FWD car, rip off the ass, replace with a couple sorta-kinda smooth steel skis and let those suckers go on an oval. Totally batshit.
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15 thousand miles?! Slow down, you’re using up all the fancy too fast. Read more

3 reasons to never pity Doug
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Fuck you, Saudi Arabia.
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... but helping refugees from Syria, that’s out of the question. Read more

I have lived in Michigan my whole and was helping a friend move and she said door wall. I looked at her like she was suddenly mentally handicapped. It took a long time for her to explain what the fuck she was on about. I only hope she doesnt use it. I never have. Read more

This was left out?

This team made me take the same side as patriots fans all summer. Fuck the Colts Read more