Funny you should mention ... I saw this on Gavin Newsom’s Instagram this morning.
Whether or not this woman is a hypocrite is immaterial now. Even if she had been pure in faith, deed, and intention from the moment of her birth, her actions now are designed not only to get her out of performing her sworn duty, but anyone else in government who feels that signing a legal document for any LGBT person… Read more
The worst thing my kids do is constantly unintentionally (?) hit me in the balls. They are 4 and 6 now and have probably hit/kicked my testicles a combined 326,000 times. Once I literally dropped my daughter in an In-N-Out parking lot because she began kicking as hard as she could when I picked her up and hit me so… Read more
Congestive heart failure is a small price to pay to live in a soulless heat sink attached to an airport. Read more
And he hightails it out of the state any time there’s inclement weather. I thik the thing that makes me maddest is the sole reason he will never be president is because republicans cannot forgive him for the ONE thing all New Jersians agree he did right.
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Needs MORE COWBELL! Read more
D. B. Cooper is a media epithet popularly used to refer to an unidentified man who hijacked a Boeing 727 aircraft in the airspace between Portland, Oregon, and Seattle, Washington, on November 24, 1971, extorted $200,000 in ransom (equivalent to $1,160,000 in 2015), and parachuted to an uncertain fate. Despite an…
Is Joe Flacco’s car elite?
The Mary Celeste. Discovered sailing with no crew in December of 1872. The ship was seaworthy, but the lifeboat was missing and the last log entry was dated ten days before she was found. None of her crew was ever heard from again, nor were their bodies discovered. Over 140 years later the mystery is still unsolved.
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Imagine youtube comments, but in your car. Directed at you. Non-stop.
Ray Lewis makes Emmitt Smith sound like Churchill. Read more
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Sergio Marchionne is the Pepé Le Pew of automobile company CEOs.
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Don’t take a job as an executioner then. Don't like the changes to your job? Can't in good conscience do them? Step the fuck down. Read more