In 2009, when I was a teenager and getting my driver’s permit, my mother came this close to buying one. Her 2003 Kia Sorento EX 4WD had been totaled, and she was looking at three-ish-year-old replacements.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK.
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uhhhh its old, but its not that old. Try Merc circa 2000 Read more

“I may not be able to tell if the car is operable from Public property.“
This is a good public servant doing his duty and not being an ass. Read more

Nobody has ever known.  Read more

As a former 554th Range Group troop stationed at Nellis, (and working at the Tonopah Test Range) I occasionally flew on these planes (space available for us AF troops. Usually on Fridays heading back to Las Vegas. A bit of trivia: As soon as the plane took off, while we still climbing and the landing gear was just… Read more

Stephen Miller reproduces by manually massaging the exterior ovipositors of Republican women and excreting pheromones designed to mimic those produced by an immigrant woman as an ICE agent tears her child from her arms. Stephen Miller will then store the excreted eggs in a damp skin flap, deposit them in a shallow,… Read more

For some reason (probably the off roading) I picture you as very hobo chic, so how many times were you mistaken for a missing Foo Fighter when in it?  Read more

Fuck you. She knows all about her and is fine with it. Read more

An STI engine swap would, of course, be neat but I’m just happy with the blue lighting if I’m honest. Read more

Rock ::sniff sniff:: You stink. Read more

/Leans over to Ash78: This post gives me a hard-on.
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During the 80s, the Hollywood profitability ratio was 12 to 1. We made $12 of ticket money for every one of ours spent. During the 90s, that ratio fell to 3 to 1. Our filmmakers had become dependent upon experimentation. They had lost some of their recycling skills. Now, Top Remake was created to teach ACM...… Read more

God, I hope that "lock him up" chant burned its way into his insecure little facsimile of a soul and we get a torrent of rage tweets about it tomorrow. HOOK IT TO MY VEINS! Read more

Sure, the point is that bunching one of the most notorious examples of domestic terrorism in this country with some “fun facts” about the city where a baseball team is located is misguided at best. Emmett Till was a child whose “claim to fame” was his brutal lynching, and it’s a fame that was built on the image of his… Read more

Would you put MLK on a “Famous Memphis Visitors” list? Read more

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Looks like the result of a hot night of mistakes between a Global Hawk and a rectangle.

Ms. Jackson if you’re nasty.