You’re seriously asking why the Cadillac CTS-V Blackwing is a good car? On Jalopnik dot com?  Read more

Sad

9%? Read more

I don’t know if posting this take on Jalopnik dot com should be considered brave or asking for it, but best of luck to you. You’re gonna need it. Read more

Onsane Clown Posse? Read more

Montana does still have tornados though Read more

How far inland, though? Asheville’s at least a five-hour drive from Wilmington, and that wasn’t far enough inland to keep them safe. Read more

I linked to it in the post, but this entire article is absolutely WILD. And apparently, it only scratches the surface because “CNN is reporting only a small portion of Robinson’s comments on the website given their graphic nature.” Read more

Sadly, the whole “getting to China” part is a bit cost-prohibitive unless Zeekr wants to fly me out on its own dime.  Read more

BRB quitting Jalopnik to go work there. I bet I could still upsell some wine. Read more

A restaurant with no Sunday brunch or church lunch rush? Living. The. Server’s. Dream. Read more

The closest I’ve ever been to a real fight as an adult was on Frat Beach at GA/FL with a visibly drunk pledge in a banana costume, but that has nothing to do with cars. Read more

I don’t normally answer these since they’re not really for staff, but hopefully, you this one hits enough key Jalop points to be worth it. Read more

I think I may have seen a TV show about this once Read more

The non-tornadic ones are fun to watch from your window, though. Read more

Oof, like a dagger through the heart. Read more

It was more of a tongue-in-cheek shot at how expensive college has gotten, not something meant to be taken literally. Read more

My personal theory is that Pence was an empty suit while Trump was president, so it was easy for Thiel and Musk to convince him to put their boy on the ticket. They know Trump’s brain is leaking out his ears, and they’ll be able to get all their desired policies in place with Vance largely running things. And if Trump… Read more

Hellcat swap, obviously Read more