Collin Woodard's discussions

I’m sure it’s a beautiful area aside from the houses like this. How’s Lake Norman Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram? Read more

I was born in NC and grew up in GA, and it just blows my mind. Nearly a decade ago, I went to a bachelor party at a mansion in SC that was of course on Secession Drive (groom’s uncle owned the place). It was just a suburban McMansion but bigger. More bedrooms. More bathrooms. Bigger kitchen. But it was just a bigger… Read more

I hate that I’m using this as an example, but just watch Rock the Block. The team that designs the most generic house usually wins, while any team that actually does something interesting with their house gets dinged for alienating potential buyers and not squeezing two extra bedrooms into the floorplan. Read more

Southern Baptists don’t show Jesus on the cross. Feels more Catholic but not exactly Roman Catholic. Maybe Greek Orthodox? Read more

But is it? Read more

Back then it was only $4 million Read more

If I had the money to do so, I’d pay Kate out of my own pocket to get a full McMansion Hell breakdown of this house on our site. Maybe I could just start a GoFundMe? Read more

Imagine having Richard Mille money and still buying a Richard Mille. Read more

It is indeed. You’d be surprised how limited Getty’s options were for photos of a tired driver. Read more

Tall people deserve to enjoy the Miata experience too. Read more

If you’re not listening to Americana, you’re not sad enough.

I wish it was a conspiracy. Unfortunately, I just miscounted while writing yesterday. It’s been fixed. Read more

Dammit, Collin Read more

You know you’d watch that video too. Read more

No need to censor yourself. You’re allowed to say dick.  Read more

Dammit. That’s a leftover word from when the sentence was originally about handguns. Although, my friend Steve is 6'5" and mostly leg. I bet he could find a way to do it.  Read more

Looks like she disable embeds. Luckily (unluckily?), I was able to replace the Instagram link with a tweet. Read more

I’ll admit I’m not the financial expert here, but my understanding is that the 30-day nature of these loans makes any sort of truth in lending page confusing at best and deceitful at worst. It keeps rolling over into a new loan until you pay it off, but the terms of the loan are month-to-month. Read more

Technically, it’s a post-flood photo, not a post-tornado photo. But would it really be the worst thing in the world if a massive flood destroyed every TitleMax location? Read more

Literally the only one on Getty. Read more