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Collin Woodard
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Just because he can’t cook doesn’t mean he wouldn’t refuse to live in a house with a woke stove Read more

I split my cooking between gas and electric and don’t really have a dog in the fight, but don’t tell me the guy who would buy this house wouldn’t be upset if it came with an electric or induction range. Read more

Needs more contrast. Like my baby blue Fiat where the Cybertruck is. Read more

Hey now, that’s just not true. He parades that one blonde kid around like a prop all the time. Read more

If phrases such as “Electrogenic claims” and “in the press release” didn’t make it clear this information comes directly from Electrogenic, I don’t know what to tell you. There isn’t even a publicly available copy of the press release to link to. Read more

I’m sorry she left you, bro, but being a dick on the internet isn’t going to bring her back or get the kids to start talking to you again. Read more

I both hate it and also bet it’s probably pretty comfortable to hold on long drives.
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Congratulations on making more money than I do, I guess. Kind of a shame it didn’t make you any less of an ass.
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Collin’s Traffic Jams recognizes quality Americana regardless of its country of origin. Read more

If you don’t like this, Chicago, remember: Tickets are the peaceful solution.