I have no idea if it’s the case here, but as much as I hate visible rivets, apparently other people legitimately prefer the look.
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He could always get a job. I hear Walmart pays greeters like $15 an hour.
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Unfortunately, such a thing has never happened before, so it’s impossible to predict. Could be anyone, really.
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Other Guys reference

You say that, but I also got stuck behind a Trihawk two nights ago, so maybe the universe is trying to tell us something.
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What a weird complaint about what’s ultimately a quickly written response to a writer I disagreed with. Read more

Aside from all motorcycle loans being longer than car loans, you do know there are press photos for motorcycles just like there are for cars, right? Read more

Well the first step is to give up on ever being able to afford kids or a house unless you marry rich. Read more

Well, as Jalopnik’s most brain-damaged writer, I’m certainly in no position to judge someone else if their recollection is also a bit spotty. Read more

It’s actually a great omen. G/O sold us to Static Media on Monday, meaning we’re no longer part of G/O Media. Notifications and comments are still on Kinja for now, but that should change...at some point? Details are a little scarce at the moment. Read more

When in the history of the internet was Jalopnik ever a straight news site?  Read more

“Even if you skip the actual definition of free speech as defined in the 1st Amendment and later interpreted in landmark court cases such as Brandenburg v. Ohio, and you go with Elon’s version, he’s still a hypocrite.” Read more

Unfortunately for us, since this only happened yesterday, we don’t know much, but we’re going to fight as hard as we can to keep the comments under the new owners. The good news, the company that bought us is an actual media company and not some random AI startup just looking to buy a name, so while I’m sure there… Read more

Oh no the hit bigot is hollering what ever will I do Read more

Thanks! And yeah, I suspect that person was using their own overthinking to explain whatever study they found. Or they read a bunch about disaster preparedness to ease their anxiety, which certainly isn’t a bad thing. Whatever gets more people better prepared for disasters. Read more

I don’t know if they would have gotten the car back if they’d sent it to me in Green Hell Magno.  Read more

Wish I could remember who brought it up, but someone else on the internet recently shared a report that showed high-anxiety people perform better in emergency situations, and their interpretation was that anxious people have already thought through every possible scenario. My counter to that would be that I couldn’t… Read more

Yeah, the last place I lived before I came back to Georgia was Detroit where I also felt super out of place even in, like, a Supra. Everything is much weirder down here. Like not wearing oversized and poorly fitting button downs allegedly makes me look like I moved here from NYC? The distinction between social and… Read more

Definitely didn’t want to freak anybody out, but let’s just say I metaphoricallly touched the veil between the worlds, and while I’m in no immediate danger anymore, feeling like everything from here on out is just bonus time definitely puts a lot of things into perspective. So much stuff really just doesn’t matter. At… Read more