What was their explanation? It’s not like the plane train is something you have to find. It’s literally impossible to miss. Read more

I often do. No sense getting to baggage claim faster than my bags do, especially after a long flight when I could really use to stretch my legs. Read more

Funny enough, Climate Town dropped a video on exactly this subject just a couple of hours ago:

I want to know why the Honda Goldwing still doesn’t offer massage seats Read more

Didn’t Trump say almost exactly that during whatever that was with Elon last night? Read more

I was actually thinking a Hooters knock-off, but also, Hooters corporate would be idiots to not try it out themselves. Read more

I’m honestly a little surprised someone hasn’t launched “Hooters, but they’re only in college towns, and the uniforms change based on the local team’s colors.” It would probably print money just from all the fraternity bros spending daddy’s money. Read more

I mostly appreciate it because it gives us a chance to shut down Ohio State fans who insist everything is a conspiracy against them. Read more

LS-Who? Read more

Believe it or not, it’s possible to care about more than one thing at a time. And if you’d like to see fewer people die, that means changing our infrastructure to prioritize safety over speed. One of the biggest obstacles to getting that done is fire departments fighting every single change that might possibly make… Read more

Goddammit.  Read more

I couldn’t do that to a stranger asking for help. Those seats were so uncomfortable. Read more

I don’t know. I think he’s more interested in unionizing factories than he is running for political office. Read more

You’re asking what a guy who’s been a UAW member for nearly 30 years knows about the auto industry? Seriously? He didn’t step off a bus and immediately get elected UAW president.  Read more

Ahem

Did a couple of Google searches and scrolled through his Instagram, and I didn’t see any evidence he drives at all. Read more

God dammit. That’s been fixed. Read more

Space and speed aren’t necessarily related. Two cars driving 100 mph bumper to bumper are still going the same speed as two cars driving 100 mph 100 feet apart. Read more

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