You can store a car elsewhere. But also, aside from people who don’t own a car, you can be a person who is too old to drive or someone with a disability. Or oh wait none of that really matters to you because fuck those people. Read more

Unfortunately for me, back when I worked at MotorTrend, they loved to send us out into the Mojave. Also had to go to/through Death Valley a few times. It was the kind of hot where my shoes would still be wet from sweat the next morning. And I’d still take that over New Orleans in August.  Read more

When I checked earlier today, humidity here was 69%. It was not nice. But hey, at least there’s a big thunderstorm rolling in about an hour from now that will probably knock out the internet for a bit.  Read more

According to Penn State Alum Andy, that’s just what every house in Pennsylvania looks like. Read more

Well, let’s consult the DOJ’s press release: Read more

Nope, six-speed. Unless the press release is wrong. Read more

I think I had 4s on my mind after typing 4.0-liter, and somehow didn’t catch the mistake before publishing. It’s been fixed.  Read more

If you had bothered to read the post, you would have seen that CNN got those people from “Dr. Kevin Foster, director of burn services at the Arizona Burn Center at Valleywise Health.” Read more

Thankfully, the numbers aren’t standard. And I’m pretty sure you could convince them to leave off the Porsche lettering if you don’t want it. You know, considering you’re paying nearly $300,000 at a minimum for a gat-dang 911 and all that. Read more

King of the Hill = instant star Read more

I’ll be sure to let the literal director of burn services at the Arizona Burn Center know that you think he’s stretching the truth.  Read more

It must have been a different crash because in addition to the release saying it was a car, the Denver Post identified the car as a Toyota Matrix. Read more

If you already like it, then I highly doubt you’ll change your mind in a year. I also like the look, but other people don’t, and that’s fine. We’re all allowed to have our own opinions on things that are as subjective as car styling.  Read more

Dealer markup takes too much fun out of this question.  Read more

She’s actually watching her first Not Just Bikes video as we speak.  Read more

“Smaller hoods will still kill and maim both and have done so for decades.” Read more

Courtesy of Steve DaSilva

You’re ignoring the fact that tall front ends are significantly deadlier to pedestrians and cyclists. We can also do multiple things at once. There’s no reason we can’t crack down on distracted driving and also discourage people from buying big, tall vehicles that are objectively more dangerous to others. Read more

Yeah, how dare I advocate for a society where fewer people die unnecessarily. Read more