alanisnking
Alanis King
alanisnking
The cat lady who writes about cars and motorsport. Former writer and editor at Jalopnik.

Great. I hope my fellow Wisconsinites treat you well. Feel free to reach out if you have any questions before or while you’re here. I’ve been here all my life. Read more

I don’t have a question, but here’s a picture of my dog, Bear, hanging out in the snow.

Not a question, but I am just so thankful that the Jalopnik staff, and community in general, are so wonderfully informative and funny. Love this group! Read more

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Its a nice piece and a nice cat. But getting pretty tired of all these cars with insane HP #’s that are meaningless for anything but showing off. And that goes for the Euro German / Italian cars too. Read more

I’m a 911 guy so a Hellcat to me is like meh...but I had to read this whole article because a cute fluffy cat was included. Well played Jalopnik, well played.
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With that much power, add “frequent clutch replacement” to the list of expenses if you get the stick version. Read more

I knew I was going to like the review the minute I saw the cat in the pictures. The car was cool too, I guess. Read more

Your cat has beautiful yellow eyes. Oh yeah, the Challenger is cool, too.
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WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO PUT ALL SEASON TIRES ON A 700+ HP CAR? Read more

That is a cute cat. That is all I have to say. Read more

I didn’t read the article: the poster
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Brian, can you set reminders to do a follow up story on her in her teens and maybe as an adult. Like does this go somewhere, maybe it becomes a cross over story with Jalopnik. Read more

Adam makes some good looking gauges. Planning a second custom set from him soon. Also, ideal gauge setup? RPM front and center oil and coolant center console with warning lights directly in front of the driver, no speedo, fuel... Wherever you want it.

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This would be great, the commenters on Jalopnik is one of the main reasons why I come here. U guys come up with some beautiful insight and the quirky puns are the best. Read more

Whoever does the artwork for Jalopnik does a great job. Read more