See, this is why nobody likes you. Read more
Took me a second to get the level 2 / Goku joke. Well done. Read more
We all know parents who sacrificed their sports car the moment kids entered their life, but John Dore wasn’t ready…
When Patrick confuses Kinja CMS with Slack… Read more
Mmm bad take Read more
Counterpoint: touch the cars. You won’t hurt ‘em. They will be fine. Get your grubby mitts all over them. Someone can just wipe the prints off later. No harm done. Read more
it’s 7,000 words and it *is* edited
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You’re a youth Read more
You might’ve thought train robberies were a thing of the past, a relic of the Wild West, but that’s not the case in…
I put three of my children in it and they bitched and moaned the whole time Read more
For the record I wanted this to play over the video but we ran into “rights issues” and didn’t want to risk getting sued out of existence... again
Not late to anything, you turkey. We had our first full review a year ago: https://jalopnik.com/the-2018-honda-civic-type-r-is-a-beast-but-you-wont-for-1796079078 Read more
I’d like to contest the following: doors, AC, heat, seat belts, power steering, power brakes, backup camera, Automatic Emergency braking, radio.
For what it’s worth everyone in Jalopnik’s slack chatroom is yelling at Erik for the backup-camera take Read more
Heat? Pathetic. Camera?? DOOR SEALS??? Read more
POWER STEERING? Read more
That top photo is boss af. Read more