So you're a billionaire Emir and you're convinced all those South Asian temporary workers building up your next 90-story development are going to revolt against you any day now. You need a Dakar-grade escape vehicle, but which one? Kamaz is here to help you decide.

This is the 2003 International Defense Exhibition and Conference (IDEX) in Abu Dhabi, and those are Russian Kamaz trucks strutting their military-grade stuff in front of prospective buyers. As you can see, they come in eight-, six-, and four-wheel drive, and if you skip to 0:50 in the video, you can see they can handle getting airborne, too. Nothing but the finest for our oil magnate overlords.