Today’s probably been pretty rational and reasonable for many of you, full of competency. I can’t have that. So, to help restore balance to the world, please accept these free terrible ideas for cars.
1. Gasoline trickle-charger
2. Run-flat seats
3. Climate-control settings randomizer feature
4. Side-mounted tow hitch
5. Interior-mounted inboard disc brakes
6. Interior exhaust gas recirculator
7. Dynamic cruise control via harpoon-winch system
8. Seat moisteners
9. Windshield refogger
10. Tire cholesterol monitoring system
11. Electronic sterility control system
12. Dynamic ride width adjustment. (Actually, wait. A dynamic track adjustment system could be kind of cool. Let’s try again.)
12. ZunePlay infotainment system
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