Here's A Jeep Driving Around With A Dead Shark On Its Bumper

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Can you guess where this Jeep Cherokee was spotted with a large, apparently real, shark corpse strapped to its front bumper? You get one hint: it’s not Florida.

PerthNow says this salty Mad Maxian setup was seen in Safety Bay, just south of the big city of Perth on the Western Australia coast.

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Local motorist Julie Wright’s ten-year-old kid caught this video and she sent it to the news, saying, “I was driving down Safety Bay Road beside a boat and as I got closer to the car I had to double take as I was sure I was looking at a shark tail on the left.”

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Reports seem to indicate the shark enjoying its afterlife as a hood ornament here is a Tiger Shark, which you can legally fish in Australia though other species are protected. It doesn’t sound like their Department of Fisheries has commented on this particular spectacle yet.

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At first I thought this looked pretty badass. Then I felt sorry for the shark. Now that I’ve seen the GIF replay ten or fifty times it’s just making me sad to see such a glorious animal reduced to a Jimmy Buffett’s Margaritaville Restaurant prop.

That Jeep sure is working hard though. A boat and a shark? We’ve got to be getting to the top of that unibody SUV’s maximum weight rating.

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Images/video via Perth Now


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