The Ten Most Expensive Pieces Of Carmaker-Branded Crap

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If you own an expensive car, you might need a watch that goes with it. Or a table. Or a very high quality SD card. Basically, whatever you need, carmakers will be happy to sell it to you at a huge markup.


10.) Mercedes-Benz SD Card

Price: $59

Must be the German engineering, as we found out.

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9.) Ferrari Segway

Price: $12,000

Ferrari justified its $12,000 Segway by saying it's to celebrate Kimi Raikkonen's F1 championship. If you ask Kimi, he will tell you that's bullshit since it wasn't faster than a regular Segway, but came with a leather bag you didn't wish to have.

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8.) Ferrari Hasselblad

Price: $30,876

Ok, so it cost $10,000 more than a normal Hasselblad without any added features. Having said that, if you wanted a red one, this was the only way to get it. And red Hasselblad > black Hasselblad.

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7.) Bugatti Hookah

Price: $100,000

It's a blue carbon fiber and carbotanium water pipe. If you don't like it, no worries, Porsche has one too.

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6.) Bugatti Desk

Price: $240,000

If you can afford a Veyron, you can afford this too, but if those special Michelins took all your change, just get the $60,000 budget version. Your friends won't realize the difference.

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5.) Parmigiani Type 370 Bugatti watch

Price: $280,000

Watch of the year 2006, sweater not included. Get one for your lady friend too.

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4.) Hublot Ferrari

Price: $380,000

We don't know how much the 458 Speciale will cost, but it's most likely to be cheaper than this watch. Go figure.

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3.) Porsche advent calendar

Price: $1,000,000

People say life gets easier after you got your first million. This is one way to get rid of it way faster.

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2.) Bugatti Veyron Diamond Edition

Price: $3,300,000

It's a Bugatti model car that's more expensive than a real Bugatti. Well, at least gold and diamonds hold their value better than a Veyron.

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1.) Solid gold Aventador

Price: $7,300,000

This is a miniature that costs 7.3 million dollars. That's eighteen Aventadors. I suppose if you don't have a garage, this is the way to go.

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