×Pending Replies will be live across Kinja on Thursday, August 21. Read more.

Its official...

I am the proud owner of the Jlopnik plate for florida. We cant have 8 letters so this is the best we can get and its riding dirty on the back of my m3 with a freshly half finished and half assed paint job lol. Seriously... the paint looks like shit but is still soo much better than before. The bodyshop is going to… » 9/07/13 1:28pm 9/07/13 1:28pm

Maryland Is Cracking Down On Vanity Plate Humor

At this point in our near daily coverage of witty vanity plates, our attention turns to the often overlooked Old Line State. Maryland Vehicle Administration officials managed to get several offensive or potentially offensive words stricken from the list of acceptable vocabulary from which MVA derives its yea or nay… » 5/23/12 12:00pm 5/23/12 12:00pm

How'd the Virginia DMV let this dirty license plate slip by?

Virginia's Department of Motor Vehicles will punish a motorist who tries to "EAT THE Kids First," yet gives a thumbs up to those who "EA7" kids or someone who "SLAPS" them. But how does Virginia feel about the place, albeit, apparently, dirty, where the kids come from in the first place? They approve. UPDATE! » 10/18/11 4:00pm 10/18/11 4:00pm

Virginia DMV accidentally re-approves world's greatest license plate

Earlier this year we brought you the story of the world's greatest license plate, which was approved by the Virginia DMV and then harshly revoked. Looks like someone's outwitted the DMV and sneaked a slightly modified version of the famous "EAT THE" Kids First vanity license plate past the state censors. » 9/19/11 4:30pm 9/19/11 4:30pm