Commenter Of The Day: Happy Birthday Ricardo Montalbán Edition

Ricardo Gonzalo Pedro Montalbán, America's favorite Mexican actor of the 1970s, turned 88 today and we'd like to take this COTD opportunity to wish him a happy birthday. Few actors from the era have their own Jalopnik tag page, but here it is » 11/25/08 6:00pm 11/25/08 6:00pm. Thanks to this now infamous , every Cordoba post we do requires a and…

Nice Price Or Crack Pipe: Immaculate '77 Cordoba For 7900 Bucks?

Fully 82% of you felt that the $8,995 Cadillac Cimarron » 9/22/08 8:15am 9/22/08 8:15am was priced way too high, so we're going to make the choice more challenging this time. What would you say to a 70,000-mile, extremely original 1977 Chrysler Cordoba with all the options, Soft Corinthian Leather, and "Coffee Sunfire Metallic" paint? Thing is, the…

In Cordoba, I Have What I Need: Soft Corinthian Leather... And…

Is it possible to have too many Cordoba posts? Never! » 9/04/08 4:20pm 9/04/08 4:20pm After in an Integra, in a Sentra SE-R, and in a soapbox derby championship race, Krider Racing is now channeling Ricardo Montalban and campaigning a '76 Chrysler Cordoba demolition derby car! They competed in the California State Demolition Derby Championship…

World's Meanest Cordoba Makes Corinthian Leather From Your Flesh!

It's got a 360. It's got glasspacks. It's got dogdish hubcaps. It's got a huge skull painted on the hood. In other words, it's fully optioned! This is the car designed for Ricardo Montalban's evil twin brother, Raul, who was serving 10-to-20 for manslaughter in a Madrid jail cell while Ricardo pitched the nice » 4/15/08 8:00am 4/15/08 8:00am

Computers Are Better Than Soft Corinthian Leather!

We're pretty sure the movie TRON had some influence on this ad for the 1983 Chrysler E Class cars. You get lasers building the cars, a computer voice that gargles out phrases such as "All monitored systems are functioning," and it goes without saying that you get Ricardo Montalban to tell you about it! Say, when's… » 12/21/07 11:00am 12/21/07 11:00am