We make a lot of Chrysler Cordoba/Corinthian Leather jokes around here, but it occurs to us that perhaps some of our younger readers have never experienced the 1975 Cordoba ad that started it all. We hereby declare today International Corinthian Leather Day! All of you must use your cheesiest Ricardo Montalban accents for the rest of the day, ideally whilst stroking pieces of office furniture and intoning the sacred words. Enjoy!
@DustyButt: I've done far worse than kill you, Admiral. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on hurting you. I shall leave you as you left me, as you left her: marooned for all eternity in the center of a dead planet, buried alive. Buried alive...