Louis Vuitton does not make portable gas cans. Neither does Chanel. Thus the genius of Death Spray Custom's "Lady Cans," the perfect gift for the style-obsessed, globe-trotting Jeep driver. So no one, really.

Further evidence trashy fashion and cars don't mix: an eBay auction for a V6 Jeep Grand Cherokee tastelessly customized with a Louis Vuitton pattern paint job and matching interior. Unsurprisingly it failed to meet its reserve.

Last night, the Infiniti Essence Concept visited the Louis Vuitton store in Troy, Michigan's Somerset Collection mall. The $2.4 million concept mixed it up with trophy wives and spikey-haired "Nouveau riche" during a champagne and hors d'œuvre-laden soiree.

Here's a custom CLK spotted in Charlotte that never needed to happen. Ever. Really. Never. In fact, kill this one now. Somebody. Please! (Hat tip to Cosmotion!)

So Louis Vuitton can make bags for a pretty non-existing car. Cool. How about making bags for an ugly non-existing car which is way faster?

Hard to imagine a stranger marketing fit than French luxury bag maker Louis Vuitton and Infiniti, Nissan's re-badged luxury brand, but they're partnering on a new concept debuting at the 2009 Geneva Motor Show.