So you have a Ford GT and you're out for a spin. You see the offices of Motor Trend and Hot Rod, among others. It's a bad place to crash if you don't want to be ashamed of yourself. This guy apparently didn't care about the shame.

It's been six years since Ford stopped making the GT, and forty four since they last won at Le Mans with a car so low most of us wouldn't even fit in it. The original British-American GT40 racecar was good enough to kick Ferrari's ass thanks to Carroll Shelby's ideas, while the modern version was not only a brave…

We were big fans of the GT1 Matech Ford GT racecar. Now you can have one for the road. Excuse us while we drool.

How did you memorialize setting a new world record for Fastest Standing Mile in a street car at 283.232 miles per hour? You take a totally-rad photo flanked by a Lockheed F-104 Starfighter, of course.

Now that the weather has cooled off considerably down here in Texas, it's that time of year where we Texans get together and do what we do best: drive insanely overpowered cars extremely fast in a straight line.

We know that Felix Baumgartner is a boss because he's about to jump out of space. So it should come as no surprise that he'd take his own personal Ford GT and do donuts in the middle of a aircraft hanger, right?

A Ferrari 458 and a Ford GT — they're yours. You even have the world's largest salt flats to play on. But you have to drive across South America to get there, and you can only take one car.

You really can do anything with an iPhone. You may remember when some hipster band played iPhones instead of real instruments on the New York City subway a couple of years ago.

Seeing a huge classic car collection go up for auction makes me wonder if someone died. But 81-year-old Mike Dingman, a 21-year veteran of Ford Motor Company's Board of Directors, is alive and well and wants to thin out his fleet a bit.

Stop everything and watch a 2,000 horsepower Hennessey Ford GT break the world record for the standing half mile. In 2,640 feet, the twin-turbo Ford reached 212.9 miles per hour.