We dubbed December's Ferrari-on-Ferrari-on-many-more-Ferraris accident the "World's Most Expensive Car Crash" because it not only makes for a great headline but is probably true. Want more proof? How about this video of the aftermath. Oh those poor, poor Ferraris.

A Ferrari was cut in half after colliding with a power pole and crashing onto a beach Sunday along the Pacific Coast Highway near Los Angeles, killing the passenger and critically injuring the driver. Police aren't sure how the driver got the Ferrari 360, but we've got a theory. UPDATE!

The Ferrari 360 GT is lighter, more powerful, and lower than the F360 Challenge and features a more aggressive aero package. It can be seen here hunting down Nürburgring graffitti artists. [Julien Mahiels via Between The White Lines]

Are the threads that bind your hope for humanity fraying? Would they snap if we showed you a Ferrari 360 decked out in Hello Kitty kitsch? Prepare to lose faith. This Ferrari's aftermarket Hello Kitty exhaust tips command it.

Itasha's the Japanese trend of slathering cars with anime or manga characters and pretending it's cool. Fine for Civics and Hiaces, but absolutely obnoxious on a steed like a Ferrari 360. Even a Ferrari can't outrun this owner's loneliness. [RPMGo]

We feel bad for this guy. He did what most lesser Ferrari 360 owners wouldn't dream of, took his car to the track. His tape-job didn't offer much protection when he hit the wall at Palm Beach International Speedway. [WreckedExotics]

Inspired by Top Gear and edge-worn Zonda posters, Britain's spoiled kids demand track time in Italy's finest cars. Enter the "TeenTrackAttack" experience, the greatest thing to happen to teens since sexting.

This Chicago-based refugee from an 80s hair band will rent you his services as a chauffeur in his gold-embellished Ferrari F360 for $300 an hour. Or even his Cadillac Eldorado at $250 an hour. We dub thee — Ferrari Guy.