You thought Furious 7 was a crap movie full of crap actors with a crap plot about crap. You, my crappy friend, are wrong. Because the only thing right in this world is the power of money, and China just voted with all of its money that Furious 7 is the best movie ever.
It's called Ugly And Angry and if there was any Fast And Furious 7 parody that needs to be made into a feature length film, it's from a Polish comedy troupe whose (Google-translated) motto is, "Do not try to understand everything, because everything becomes incomprehensible."
There's a new trailer for the new Fast and the Furious movie and it's just jumps. Seriously, just jumps. It's amazing.
I'm not going to lie to you: I think most movies Hollywood makes targeted at gearheads and car lovers sort of suck. Sort of really suck. And I get that there's suspension of disbelief and fun and over-the-top-action, but these movies seem to take all that to Dimension Stupid. And the new Furious 7 trailer suggests…
As Fast and Furious 7, already marred by the death of actor Paul Walker in a crash last year, wraps filming, it does so without a "critical" racing scene reportedly scrubbed from the film for being too dangerous.
With star Paul Walker's untimely death a few weeks ago, filming of Fast & Furious 7 was thrown up into the air, with reports saying that Walker's role was only half-filmed. Paul left, behind two brothers, however, and now younger sibling Cody, 25, is said to have been asked to fill in for Paul in certain shots.
No, you're not crazy. Fast And Furious 6 isn't even out yet and now Vin Diesel just told a crowd at Cinemacon that the seventh installment in the franchise will premier next year. Specifically, Fast And Furious 7 (or whatever they call it) will premiere on July 11th, 2014. You've been warned.