Your Most Satisfying True Stories Of Revenge In Cars

CountersteerYour true stories of good and bad things that happen in cars.

Man, are you guys a bunch of wrathful bitches.

Last week, I asked you for the most satisfying car revenge you’ve ever experienced. Did a cop intervene on some road-raging asshole at just the right moment? Or did you take matters into your own hands? Were you hero that the road deserved, but not the one it needed?

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Sixteen-hundred replies later, consider my wrath fire stoked.

The Serious Karting Men Are Here (Ghoulardi)

These are the guys I’m talking about!

Rural Living (The Rheal Jim Beau)

Strike three!

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Mileage (GoesLikeHell)

This one was pretty cute.

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Knowing The Road (ChoochCharlie)

When you know and they don’t.

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Hit-And-Run (Esvenk)

Left at the scene of the crime.

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The Old Switcheroo (elRobRex)

Hey, don’t steal. It’s really easy.

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Giant New Yorkah (dmara00)

Show me this giant. I wish to befriend him.

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Get Wet (wikidone)

Probably pronounced it “Porsch,” too.

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Careful Who You Brake-Check (SmalljawAngler)

Sometimes it can come back to bite you.

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BMW: Be More Wary (ToastedTires)

Oh, hey, it’s you again.

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Fifty Bucks (E-P)

Worth it?

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Towed (caffeinegeek)

Meltdown ensued.

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Not Your Personal Lane (Bigger Putz)

The lane of shame, more like.

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Deadlift (ThatGuyFromThere)

Who says gym skills aren’t applicable elsewhere? (Nobody.)

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Shopping (Recovering Saabaholic)

I would have gone to shop some more.

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Spit (J-A-H)

Spit on me? I’ll douse the inside of your car.

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My! Spot! (Le Monjello)

“I also took my whiskey.”

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Fifty-Five Miles (MercenaryDandy)

Playing the long game.

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Mom, I Need A Ride (Dr. Wheuss)

The truck’s broken or something.

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Beauty Is Pain (endusone)

But for God’s sake, don’t put on makeup in the car!

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Kristen Lee

Writer at Jalopnik and consumer of many noodles.