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You love the concept of “the news.” You love the concept of “Jalopnik.” You’re mildly unenthused by the concept of “the morning” and “emails that you need to read.” But combine all those things together, and you’ve got Jalopnik’s Morning Shift in your inbox every weekday.

We’ve had quite a few requests for this sort of thing over the past couple of months, and we’ve worked out some of the technical kinks to make it happen. All that means that you can now enjoy right in your email such gems as:

And the always classic:

Indeed, friends, never tweet. That’s just good old fashioned life advice tied in with all of your needed automotive industry news in The Morning Shift.

Want to get it beamed directly into your mindpalace and/or your email inbox every weekday? Just hit the sign up link right here.

First one goes out Monday.