Hawaiian shirts with cars on them are all tacky and terrible. But which one is the tackiest and terrible-est?
This 40-buck 'Aloha' Route 66 shirt has got to be a strong contender, going on a series of parameters I just made up. A point is added for each time a metric is present on the shirt.
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- Orphaned car maker
- Non-Mustang/Tri-Five Chevy/Corvette Automobile
- Palm tree
- Clashing colors
- Flowers
- Flames
- Route 66
- Diner
- California
- Hawaii
As you can see, the shirt I have nominated scores strongly: it has an Oldsmobile, scoring it two points, several palm trees for another point, Route 66 and California give it two more points for a total of five.
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