Illustration for article titled Whats The Tackiest Hawaiian Car Shirt In Existence?

Hawaiian shirts with cars on them are all tacky and terrible. But which one is the tackiest and terrible-est?

This 40-buck 'Aloha' Route 66 shirt has got to be a strong contender, going on a series of parameters I just made up. A point is added for each time a metric is present on the shirt.

  • Orphaned car maker
  • Non-Mustang/Tri-Five Chevy/Corvette Automobile
  • Palm tree
  • Clashing colors
  • Flowers
  • Flames
  • Route 66
  • Diner
  • California
  • Hawaii

As you can see, the shirt I have nominated scores strongly: it has an Oldsmobile, scoring it two points, several palm trees for another point, Route 66 and California give it two more points for a total of five.

Can you find an even tackier Hawaiian shirt? Post a picture and a link to where it can be purchased.

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