What The Hell Is Going On With This Indestructible Ukrainian Terminator?

What the hell did I just watch? Something that looked a hell of a lot like a human was being dragged along by a bus, then got run over by a van, and then just got up like it was nothing? That what I saw. That’s a Terminator, right? Of course it is. A Terminator. In Ukraine. Holy shit.

Why was this guy hanging onto that bus? Was he trying to get on the bus, or capture it to feast on its diesely innards? Is he high on some Ukrainian superdrug? Is that what that krokodil stuff does to you? Are we in danger? What the fuck is going on?

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Jason Torchinsky

Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus • Not-so-running: 1973 Reliant Scimitar, 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!)