Owning an M1 Abrams reduces the probability you'll get cut-off, but have you ever tried parallel parking one? Assuming you've got to drive what you own every day, what decommissioned military land vehicle would you rock?
Though rare, retired military vehicles are popular among certain individuals.I saw a guy driving an love green Pinzgauer around a ritzy neighborhood in Houston and my heart suddenly stirred. All the benefits of the a convertible for a nice spring day coupled with the ability to conquer any zombie attacks? I could rock that. It's slow, but considering they tend to run less than $25K in many cases, it's not a completely unreasonable purchase.
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