On the eve of the Woodward Dream Cruise, I have been given the keys to a 485 horsepower monster, which I’ve used to transport car parts, rip burnouts, and cruise Woodward like God intended. Now ask me questions about this thing!

We’ve reviewed (and fallen in love with) the Challenger Scat Pack, but I don’t think we’ve ever gotten behind the wheel of the four door variant. But I have been driving one for the past few days, and let me say: this thing might get me killed.

The grip from the rear tires is nonexistent. Which is totally fine, because all I want to do is drive to the middle of nowhere, turn off traction control, and do the most disgusting, ozone-depleting burnouts this world has ever seen.

But now it’s time for you to ask me questions. But because I’m a nice guy, I’ve answered your two most pressing ones already:

1. Will a 4.0-liter Jeep cylinder head fit in the trunk?


2. Will a big stuffed turtle fit in the passenger seat?


Any other questions?