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We made it past Memorial Day, and that means one thing: from now until Labor Day (maybe a bit after that, honestly) summer Fridays are in full effect. That means you aren’t really doing any work on afternoons like these. I know we sure as hell aren’t! Instead of pretending to work, let’s chat.


So how are things? How have you been? I hope that rash hasn’t been acting up again, I know it was bothering you last time we talked. Did that ointment I gave you help at all? No, no, I don’t need it back.

You keep it.

Some exciting things happening around here:

Please drop into the comments with whatever you wanna talk about. We’re around.

Update 5:15 p.m.: It’s late, go home! Thanks for chatting, you know where to find us. 

Editor-in-Chief at Jalopnik. 2002 Toyota 4Runner.

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