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We made it past Memorial Day, and that means one thing: from now until Labor Day (maybe a bit after that, honestly) summer Fridays are in full effect. That means you aren’t really doing any work on afternoons like these. I know we sure as hell aren’t! Instead of pretending to work, let’s chat.

So how are things? How have you been? I hope that rash hasn’t been acting up again, I know it was bothering you last time we talked. Did that ointment I gave you help at all? No, no, I don’t need it back.

You keep it.

Some exciting things happening around here:

• We have a new office! It’s in Times Square, the worst place to drive a car on Planet Earth. We’re all thrilled, thanks for asking.
• We are throwing another 24-hour Le Mans party in New York! You gonna come? Because you should.
• Cadillac, man! What the hell?
• Death Stranding looks dope.

Please drop into the comments with whatever you wanna talk about. We’re around.

Update 5:15 p.m.: It’s late, go home! Thanks for chatting, you know where to find us.