Watch Harlan Ellison shill for the Geo Metro

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Ray Wert
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The LS-powered Geo from earlier today got me thinking about old Geo commercials. Which is how I found myself on YouTube looking for the old "No Matter What" commercial as well as finding sci-fi writer Harlan Ellison.

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Who knew Ellison was a shill for GM? Listen as he explains how it's "only good logic to consider the evolution of quality, performance and economy when you're thinking about buying an imported car." Then he tells us to buy the Geo Metro.

Having no mouth and needing to scream? Hell no, have you seen gas prices these days? At 53 MPG city, 58 MPG highway, maybe his logic wasn't so shabby after all.