Strangely, this video of the event from the South China Morning Post—one that I can, importantly, embed here—suggests it shows a car “nearly struck by lightning” which is odd, considering the driver claimed the car was hit, and it sure looks like the bolt impacted the hood:

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Screenshot: China South Morning Post/Youtube
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Also confusing: why is the whole car’s front end pixellated out in the video? Are they hiding the car’s face? So we can’t identify it? License plate, sure I get, but the car’s face? Did it not sign a release?

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The video also mentions that the right-side mirror was damaged, which wouldn’t seem likely unless the car was directly hit?

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Thanks to the fact that a car acts like a Faraday Cage, the energy from the lightning flowed to ground over the exterior structure of the car, leaving the driver inside intact and un-cooked.

I guess the lesson here is settle your beefs with lightning-bolt-wielding gods before going out for a drive. Why take chances?

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So, Ba’al, if you’re reading this, I’m sorry I said your hat looks like a bowling pin and looks stupid on you. That wasn’t cool, and I hope I didn’t ruin your date. Sorry.

(thanks, Ken!)