Traffic Jams: King Crimson - '21st Century Schizoid Man'

Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we'll provide the jams.

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The teens we employ forgot to post a Traffic Jam, so you know what that means: Auntie Erin is going to serve you up the dankest of prog rock so you can start the first real week of 2025 deep in the atonal guitar and eerie sounds you love. A song once dedicated to Spiro Agnew seems apt as we face down Donald Trump Part II: Oligarchical Boogaloo

I mean, just listen to that brass section, boys. I think we’re going to be OK! And if not OK, then at least a little bit groovy.

21st Century Schizoid Man [Bonus Track]