You know, sometimes a man just don't feel right driving an old rusty truck when what he really needs is a 4th-gen red Camaro with racing stripes and a great big wing. Christopher Hollis of Nashville is such a man, and he sure as hell looks the part. Why dick around with E-Z Financing crapola when you can lurk in a dumpster behind a bank, pull a gun on the manager and brandish a fake bomb, then take your loot straight to a nearby used-car lot and roar off into the sunset with 5.7 liters of pure Detroit muscle at your command? Well, there's the whole jail problem, for one thing.
Man Apprehended For Bank Robbery, Bomb Scare [WKRN.com]
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