“Thou shalt know the chosen one by his chariot, named for a flaming rock and having the color of the grapiest of grape sodas.” — Galafracians 6:15

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Jason Torchinsky

Senior Editor, Jalopnik • Running: 1973 VW Beetle, 2006 Scion xB, 1990 Nissan Pao, 1991 Yugo GV Plus • Not-so-running: 1973 Reliant Scimitar, 1977 Dodge Tioga RV (also, buy my book!)