This Is Why You Don't Ride BMX At 50 MPH

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Raphael Orlove
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There's a good reason why you shouldn't ride a BMX bike down a hill at 50 miles an hour with no helmet. You will crash, and you will eat shit.

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Amazingly, this moron managed to make it out without splitting his wig and remains a functioning member of the gene pool. Here's his description of the crash, uploaded to YouTube back in 2012.

I was blasting down this hill like iv done 100s of times but this time my headset came loose and my tire stared swapping side to side and sent me into a speed wabble.

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