“That actually was not the worst thing in the world.” That’s what this guy says after a blown tire causes his ‘95 Cherokee to do some somersaults off the road. That’s one unflappable motherscratcher right there.
This guy sounds almost bored with the whole thing. What would it take to rattle this lump of granite? A swarm of dragons? A pack of horny sasquatches? Meteorite downpour?
You’re one steely-eyed Cherokee jockey, dude. Now be sure to get some better tires.
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